Wednesday, September 7, 2011

2011 Season Preview: Cincinnati BengaLOLs

2010 Record: 4-12

2010 Rankings:
Total Offense - 20
Passing Offense - 13
Rushing Offense - 27
Scoring Offense - 22
Total Defense - 15
Pass Defense - 15
Rush Defense - 19
Scoring Defense - 24


Their best player just got out of jail. Bruce Gradkowski might play his 5th game in 6 seasons at Heinz Field with a 4th different team.




Get rid of Mike Brown, then we'll consider this team to be a legitimate franchise or contender. Until then, it's pretty worthless to even talk about them as being a viable football team.

If the Bengals were a Beer, they would be:

Natty Light

Admit it, you're shocked when people actually admit they drink the stuff. It's below the bottom of the bottom shelf. There's times you ask yourself why they are still even in the beer business.

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